Okay, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I am a complete moron when it comes to traveling. Business travel especially. I forget the essentials, run around wondering who to tip, and cannot even pretend to be in my element when standing in a fancy hotel. I’m pretty sure the hotel staff laughs at me on the inside.

So in a couple of weeks, I’m flying to Salt Lake City for a women’s business retreat hosted by Startup Princess. I’m actually really looking forward to it, since I’ve never been that far west in my life. But I am starting to slightly freak out. Here are the things that get me jittery.

  • The hotel. Good Lord (and I mean that respectfully), it is gorgeous. And huge. I can imagine there are 674,992 ways to get lost in it.
  • The people. Smart, successful, and most likely at least 6 inches taller than me (I’m 5’1″.) There’s Gabrielle Blair of Design Mom and Kirtsy fame (aka: very cool New York designer/blogger/globe trotter); Janet Meiners, guru of internet and affiliate marketing; Barbara Jones, expert in word of mouth marketing; and (of course) Kelly Anderson, founder of Startup Princess.

    Don’t get me wrong…I love meeting new people. I’ll just have to be a bit cooler than usual and come armed with a list of interesting things to say. (Umm…that’s cool, right???)

  • The location. Salt Lake City is FAR away, people. Far, far away. For a super homebody like me, that’s kind of a big deal.
  • The speech. Yep, it’s just 5 minutes. A 5 minute tip on…well, something internet related. I haven’t decided yet (suggestions welcome). But 5 minutes can seem indeterminably long when you have a bunch of pairs of eyeballs staring at you.

What was that SNL line again? I am funny and smart, and darn it…people like me. Something like that. Maybe I need to glue it to my computer for the next week or so. If you have any business travel tips for me, bring ‘em on.